Thanks for being my sister. If I had a different sister, I would punch her in the face and go find you.

Celebrate that one-of-a-kind sibling bond with a candle that says what a greeting card never could. Whether you’re gifting it for her birthday, a holiday, or just because she didn’t rat you out this week, this candle is a hilarious tribute to your ride-or-die sisterhood.

Infused with a warm, comforting scent of vanilla orchid, toasted coconut, and blind loyalty, this all-natural soy wax candle is equal parts sweet and savage—just like your relationship.

Key Features:
👯♀️ Funny & Fierce Message: “Dear sister… I would punch someone for you” energy is unmatched.
🌱 All-Natural Soy Wax: Clean-burning with serious emotional range.
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Poured with sisterly love in Oaks, PA.
🎁 The Ultimate Sister Gift: Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s, or when she’s just being awesome.
🖤 Minimalist Design with a Punch: Literally. Pairs beautifully with laughter and a glass of wine.

Why She’ll Love It:
It’s heartfelt, hilarious, and just aggressive enough to prove your love. A unique gift that hits her right in the feels—and then makes her laugh until she cries.