If you forget about me, I’ll burn your house down. (With love.)

Celebrate your ride-or-die bond with a candle that’s equal parts heartfelt and slightly terrifying—just like your friendship. This is the perfect gift for the one who’s been there through your worst decisions, your best gossip, and every “what the hell just happened?” moment in between.

Scented with a warm blend of smoked vanilla, amber wood, and a whisper of unrelenting loyalty, this all-natural soy wax candle is the dramatic declaration your bestie deserves.

Key Features:
🔥 Chaotic Bestie Energy: “Our friendship is like this candle—if you forget about me I’ll burn your house down” brings big main character vibes.
🌱 Clean Soy Wax Burn: Smells amazing, sets the mood, and won’t actually start a fire (probably).
🕯️ Handcrafted in PA: Made in Oaks, Pennsylvania, by people who take their friendships just as seriously.
🎁 Iconic Gift for BFFs: Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or when words alone just aren’t unhinged enough.
🖤 Minimalist Look, Maximalist Message: Ready to live on their desk, nightstand, or altar to your friendship.

Why They’ll Love It:
It’s the candle equivalent of “I love you so much it’s a little scary.” A gift they’ll laugh at, cherish, and maybe low-key fear.

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