Because nothing says “congrats on your new place” like announcing your first official visit — and your plans to make yourself real comfortable. This candle is the perfect mix of housewarming humor, blunt honesty, and friendship-level intimacy that only true besties understand.

Hand-poured in Oaks, PA with all-natural soy wax, it’s a weirdly perfect gift that’s sure to earn a laugh (and maybe a warning about guest bathroom rules).

Smells like:
Fresh starts, cozy vibes, and the comforting relief of being truly at home.

Details:

• Made with 100% natural soy wax for a clean burn

• Handcrafted in Oaks, PA with love and a little bathroom humor

• The ultimate housewarming gag gift (that they’ll actually use)

• For friends who appreciate candles, honesty, and indoor plumbing