Honestly, we were the best part of your 9-to-5.

Send them off with the ultimate farewell flex—a candle that’s equal parts petty and perfect. Whether they’re moving on to something “better” (lol) or just ghosting corporate life entirely, this candle is your way of saying we’ll miss you… but also, good luck topping this office dream team.

Scented with a unique blend of passive-aggressive nostalgia, warm amber, and “the scent of your empty desk,” this all-natural soy wax candle is the perfect goodbye gift for any coworker bold enough to leave.

Key Features:
💼 Hilarious & Heartfelt Label: “Good luck finding better coworkers than us” paired with a cheeky scent story = iconic.
🌱 Soy Wax, Clean Burn: Eco-conscious, office-appropriate (maybe), and slow-burning—like our lingering resentment.
🕯️ Handcrafted in PA: Poured with love, sarcasm, and just a little jealousy in Oaks, Pennsylvania.
🎁 Top Tier Farewell Gift: For your favorite (ex-)coworker, workplace BFF, or that one person who actually responded to emails.
🖤 Sleek Minimalist Design: Looks great in a home office, new cubicle, or wherever they end up pretending to work.

Why They’ll Love It:
It’s the candle that says, “We love you, but also rude that you’re leaving.” A must-have gift for quitting celebrations, last-day send-offs, or just one last inside joke before they log out forever.