Happy New Home (Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Assholes) Candle
Looking for the perfect housewarming gift or way to congratulate your friends or family on their new place? Well look no further! This hilarious Happy New Home soy wax candle is the perfect pick. This candle is made with all natural soy wax, premium fragrance oils and hand-poured in small batches.
This candle is a fresh and kitchen blend is the best mix of sugar, cookie dough, leaving your home smelling like fresh sugar cookies right out of the oven.
CE Craft is a small business based in Pennsylvania, USA, that takes pride in creating candles you’ll feel good burning. We hand-pour each candle using all natural soy wax. Our candles feature cotton wicks and burn clean. CE Craft candles are vegan and 100% safe and nontoxic for family, kids and pets.
We offer a variety of captivating scents, guaranteeing there’s a fragrance for everyone. Plus, we use high-quality fragrance oil rather than essential oil, which gives our candles a strong scent that lasts.
Covering pop culture, life’s milestones and everything in between, our candles make unique gifts for friends, family, colleagues and even yourself. They arrive ready to gift, so CE Craft has you covered for all of your gift giving needs and occasions. This includes gifts for your bestie, friends, mom, sisters, aunts, nieces, co-workers, partners, spouse or anyone else in your life.
Whether you’re looking for a fun and unique birthday gift, Christmas gift, Mother’s day gift, Father’s day gift, Valentine’s Day gift, Halloween gift, engagement gift, newlywed gift, bridal shower gift, housewarming gift, hostess gift, gift for your best friend or a gift just because, we’ve got you. Whoever you’re purchasing for–yourself or a loved one–we’re sure our candles will deliver hours of warmth and enjoyment.
Our candles are available in two sizes:
- Standard sized 8 oz jar with a burn time of approximately 35+ hours, perfect for bathrooms,dressers, countertops, and nightstands;
- Large sized 16 oz jar with a burn time of approximately 55+ hours perfect for larger spaces like kitchens, family rooms and entryways.
Below are detailed descriptions of all of our fragrances:
Apple Caramel Crisp - A blend of crisp green apple covered with warm buttery tones. Cinnamon spiced caramel and maple sugar blended with rich vanilla and hints of musk.
Berry Mimosa - A bright, fruity, bubbly champagne intertwined with juicy red apple and berries.
Birthday Cake - This sweetened, cakey blend is reminiscent of a sweet vanilla cake. With notes of buttercream and soft vanilla this scent smells just like a birthday cake.
Bourbon Vanilla - A blend of coconut milk, amber, bourbon, sandalwood, vanilla, sugar and musk.
Cashmere - A sensual, warm fragrance illuminated by white florals, violet, and exotic woods.
Champagne Toast - An invigorating aroma that combines bubbly champagne with notes of berries and citrusy tangerine to produce a fragrance that is refreshing and refined.
Cinnamon Sugar - The confectionary delight of cake bakery notes and confectionary doughnut scents intertwines with creamy vanilla tonalities and a waft of cinnamon sprinkled in with the granulated tones of sugar cane crystals.
Coconut Sandalwood - A blend of creamy island coconut intertwined with the sweet incense nuances of desert sandalwood and sweet jasmine blooms.
Flannel Musk - A soft, warm blend of bergamot, mahogany and musk, with notes of lavender and patchouli.
Flannel Pine - This woodsy blend is the perfect mix of warm greens, freshly cut pine trees, with subtle notes of amber, vanilla, and hints of lavender.
Fruit Loops - This sweet fruity blend of tart lemon and lime, juicy grapefruit and sweet orange, with notes of soft lavender and corn cereal.
Hawaiian Sunset - A beautiful blend of tropical fruits and juicy sugared citruses make up this refreshing fragrance. Oranges, lemons and limes intertwined with delicate white blossoms combine to form this fruity blend.
Hot Apple Cider - A deliciously fresh blend of savory apples and warm cider which are perfectly complimented by warm cinnamon.
Iced Vanilla Woods - This subtle woodsy blend is the perfect mix of creamy vanilla intertwined with smoky, woody notes and topped off with clean lavender. A staple scent that leaves every room smelling fresh and homey.
Lavender Linen - A soothing fragrance composed of fresh lavender, jasmine, sweet vanilla, and sandalwood notes. Delicate, clean, and calm.
Lavender Vanilla - This sweetened blend is the perfect mix of herbal lavender, soft vanilla and sweetened florals with notes of white musk. The perfect for any home, a sweet and floral reminder of fresh flowers
Mahogany Apple - A cozy, homey blend of fine woods with strong notes of mahogany, cedar wood and oak, with middle notes of fresh, crisp green apple, and highlighted by delicate lavender and geranium.
Mahogany Teakwood - A beautiful blend of mahogany and teakwood intertwined with hints of clean lavender and the rosy nuances of geranium. Cedar wood and oak wood tonalities blend together to enhance and complete this fragrant blend!
Maple Syrup - This sweet blend smells like freshly made pancakes covered in maple syrup. A great candle if you love those doughy morning breakfast foods.
Marshmallow Fireside - This blend smells like eating freshly toasted marshmallows by a warm fire along with a creamy vanilla latte by your side. It's a wonderful blend of marshmallows, vanilla, with woody undertones.
Midnight Musk - The perfect mix of cardamom and citrus, with notes of soothing palo santo, clean sandalwood and smoke.
Morning Coffee - This morning inspired blend is a mix of freshly ground and brewed coffee with notes of cream and sweet vanilla, is there any other way to start your day?
Oatmeal Milk and Honey - A warm relaxing blend of oatmeal, milk, honey and almond notes.
Pink Sands - A fresh aroma of citrus fruits, succulents and sweet watery notes interlace with a floral bouquet of aromatic spices, fresh cut flowers and crisp green notes. A rich, warm blend with tangy spices and delightfully fruity and nutty coconut notes, and creamy vanilla intertwines with warm musk.
Pink Sugar - This is a delightful fruity floral fresh scent with the gourmand dry down of woodsy, musty notes intertwined with the sweetness of caramel and vanilla.
Pumpkin Spice - A blend of classic spices for making pumpkin pie, ground cinnamon, clove buds, nutmeg and vanilla extract.
Pumpkin Waffles - A blend smelling of pumpkin pecan waffles with butter and syrup. Notes of ground cinnamon, fresh dough, ripe pumpkin and syrup.
Sage Citrus - Clean and bright, this citrus blend of Sicilian lemon, ruby grapefruit, sage and basil leaves will have you feeling refreshed and energized.
Sugar Cookie - This fresh and kitchen blend is the best mix of sugar, cookie dough, leaving your home smelling like fresh sugar cookies right out of the oven.
Sparkling Lemon - This kitchen inspired blend is the best mix of fresh, zesty lemon with sparkling notes of bergamot, citrus and sweet musk. Perfect for an everyday clean fragrance for your home.
Vanilla Oak - A blend of creamy vanilla, exotic sandalwood, cedarwood and patchouli.
Vanilla Pumpkin - A blend of creamy vanilla, fluffy marshmallow, ripe pumpkin and notes of pumpkin pie spices.
Warm Vanilla Sugar - A sweet enriching blend of sheer florals, coconut, vanilla absolute, witrh sandalwood and musk.
Watermelon Lemonade - A refreshing and relaxing summer inspired blend, this fragrance has strong base notes of juicy watermelon and soft citrus lemon, with top notes of sweet sugary goodness. Leaving any room smelling delicious.
White Driftwood - A refreshing and relaxing beach inspired blend, this fragrance has strong base notes of cedar wood, middle notes of coastal neroli and hints of citrusy bergamot. Leaving any room smelling fresh.