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Our candles are made with 100% all natural soy wax and high quality fragrances. With our products you never have to worry about carcinogens, or any other toxics that can commonly be found in paraffin wax candles. Soy wax candles tends to last much longer and burn cleaner than paraffin alternatives. Our candles are pet and kid friendly, plus they are vegan too! Once you make the switch to soy we promise you’ll never go back!

All of our products are hand-poured, hand-labeled and hand packaged in house to ensure they are perfect for all of our customers.

Our candles are available in two sizes: 

- Standard sized 8 oz jar with a burn time of approximately 35+ hours, perfect for bathrooms,dressers, countertops, and nightstands;

- Large sized 16 oz jar with a burn time of approximately 55+ hours perfect for larger spaces like kitchens, family rooms and entryways.

Below are detailed descriptions of all of our fragrances:

Banana Bread - Mouth-watering spice cake rich with fresh banana and toasted walnuts.

Birthday Cake - This sweetened, cakey blend is reminiscent of a sweet vanilla cake. With notes of buttercream and soft vanilla this scent smells just like a birthday cake.

Cashmere - A sensual, warm fragrance illuminated by white florals, violet, and exotic woods.

Champagne Toast - An invigorating aroma that combines bubbly champagne with notes of berries and citrusy tangerine to produce a fragrance that is refreshing and refined.

Cinnamon Sugar - The confectionary delight of cake bakery notes and confectionary doughnut scents intertwines with creamy vanilla tonalities and a waft of cinnamon sprinkled in with the granulated tones of sugar cane crystals. These blend together to unite, enhance and complete this fragrant accord.

Flannel Musk - A soft, warm blend of bergamot, mahogany and musk, with notes of lavender and patchouli. This blend is soft and woody with floral undertones making it a perfect blend to burn year round.

Flannel Pine - This woodsy blend is the perfect mix of warm greens, freshly cut pine trees, with subtle notes of amber, vanilla, and hints of lavender. A great musky manly blend for any home.

Froot Loops - This sweet fruity fragrance is bursting with flavor - tart lemon and lime - juicy grapefruit and sweet orange - soft lavender and corn cereal notes - sweetened with vanilla and blended with warm sandalwood

Iced Vanilla Woods - This subtle woodsy blend is the perfect mix of creamy vanilla intertwined with smoky, woody notes and topped off with clean lavender. A staple scent that leaves every room smelling fresh and homey.

Lavender Linen - A soothing fragrance composed of fresh lavender, jasmine, sweet vanilla, and sandalwood notes. Delicate, clean, and calm.

Lavender Vanilla - This sweetened blend is the perfect mix of herbal lavender, soft vanilla and sweetened florals with notes of white musk. The perfect for any home, a sweet and floral reminder of fresh flowers
and vanilla.

Mahogany Apple - A cozy, homey blend of fine woods with strong notes of mahogany, cedar wood and oak, with middle notes of fresh, crisp green apple, and highlighted by delicate lavender and geranium. A staple scent for any home.

Mahogany Teakwood - A beautiful blend of mahogany and teakwood intertwined with hints of clean lavender and the rosy nuances of geranium. Cedar wood and oak wood tonalities blend together to enhance and complete this fragrant blend!

Maple Syrup - This sweet blend smells like freshly made pancakes covered in maple syrup. A great candle if you love those doughy morning breakfast foods.

Marshmallow Fireside - This blend smells like eating freshly toasted marshmallows by a warm fire along with a creamy vanilla latte by your side. It's a wonderful blend of marshmallows, vanilla, with woody undertones.

Midnight Musk - The perfect mix of cardamom and citrus, with notes of soothing palo santo, clean sandalwood and smoke

Morning Coffee - This morning inspired blend is a mix of freshly ground and brewed coffee with notes of cream and sweet vanilla, is there any other way to start your day?

Mountain Lodge - A smoky fragrance blended with an aromatic combination of pine and patchouli.

Pink Sands - A fresh aroma of citrus fruits, succulents and sweet watery notes interlace with a floral bouquet of aromatic spices, fresh cut flowers and crisp green notes. A rich, warm blend with tangy spices and delightfully fruity and nutty coconut notes, and creamy vanilla intertwines with warm musk.

Pink Sugar - This is a delightful fruity floral fresh scent with the gourmand dry down of woodsy, musty notes intertwined with the sweetness of caramel and vanilla.

Rice Krispies- The spun-sugar tonality of whipped marshmallow intertwines with creamy vanilla and pure cane sugar. These sweet notes blend together to unite, enhance and complete this fragrant accord.

Sage Citrus - Clean and bright, this citrus blend of Sicilian lemon, ruby grapefruit, sage and basil leaves will have you feeling refreshed and energized.

Sugar Cookie - This fresh and kitchen blend is the best mix of sugar, cookie dough, leaving your home smelling like fresh sugar cookies right out of the oven.

Sparkling Lemon - This kitchen inspired blend is the best mix of fresh, zesty lemon with sparkling notes of bergamot, citrus and sweet musk. Perfect for an everyday clean fragrance for your home.

Summer Volcano - A beautiful blend of tropical fruits and juicy sugared citruses make up this refreshing fragrance. Oranges, lemons and limes intertwined with delicate white blossoms combine to form this fruity blend.

Tobacco Vanille - This manly blend is sure to fit all your needs.This fragrance features tobacco leaves intertwined with creamy vanilla, spiced cacao with notes of tonka bean and the aroma of tobacco blossoms. A strong woody scent for any home.

Vanilla Musk - This fan favorite blend is the perfect scent if you are unsure about what you are going to like. It is a sweet blend of soft musk and warm vanilla. A staple in any home.

Watermelon Lemonade - A refreshing and relaxing summer inspired blend, this fragrance has strong base notes of juicy watermelon and soft citrus lemon, with top notes of sweet sugary goodness. Leaving any room smelling delicious.

White Driftwood - A refreshing and relaxing beach inspired blend, this fragrance has strong base notes of cedar wood, middle notes of coastal neroli and hints of citrusy bergamot. Leaving any room smelling fresh.

Winter Candy Apple - Winter Candy Apple is a cheerful blend of ruby red apple, winter rose petals and candied orange, drizzled with crisp maple and cinnamon.

Vanilla Snowflake - A winter blend of creamy vanilla, fresh spearmint and light coconut on a soothing backgrounds of fresh woods.