Phthalate free fragrances, high quality 100% soy wax
Ships within 3-5 business days
Description
Sassy, dramatic, and absolutely iconic—our Ew, David candle is a tribute to everyone's favorite queen of side-eyes and statement sleeves. It’s a perfectly extra blend of sarcasm, oversized sweaters, and a hard pass on nonsense.
Inspired by Schitt’s Creek and made for those who never settle for less than fabulous.
✨ A must-have gift for Alexis stans and pop culture lovers ✨ Clean-burning, all-natural soy wax – no toxins, just sass ✨ Handcrafted in Oaks, PA with eye rolls and excellence ✨ Burn time: Approx. 40+ hours of dramatic flair
Because life’s too short not to quote Alexis every chance you get. Ugh, David.
Ingredients
Ingredients
At CE Craft Co., we believe what’s not in your candles is just as important as what is. That’s why every candle we make is:
Clean-burning and natural, with no additives or blends.
Safe for your home, your family, and your pets.
Thoughtfully curated and IFRA-compliant for a rich, lasting aroma.
Crafted in small batches right here in Pennsylvania to ensure quality in every jar.
We’re proud to create candles that not only smell incredible but are safe to burn every day.
How to use
To get the most out of your candle and keep your space safe, follow these simple steps:
The first time you light your candle, allow it to burn long enough for the wax to melt all the way to the edges of the jar. This helps prevent tunneling and ensures an even burn throughout the candle’s life.
Always trim your wick to about ¼ inch before each use. This helps prevent excess soot and keeps the flame at a safe, controlled height.
Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep it away from anything flammable, and place it on a stable, heat-resistant surface.
We recommend burning your candle for no more than 3–4 hours at a time to preserve fragrance quality and avoid overheating the jar.
Use a candle snuffer or gently blow out the flame. Avoid using the lid to extinguish the candle.
Enjoy your clean, long-lasting burn—and thank you for making your space smell amazing with CE Craft Co.
Phthalate free fragrances, high quality 100% soy wax
Ships within 3-5 business days
Description
Sassy, dramatic, and absolutely iconic—our Ew, David candle is a tribute to everyone's favorite queen of side-eyes and statement sleeves. It’s a perfectly extra blend of sarcasm, oversized sweaters, and a hard pass on nonsense.
Inspired by Schitt’s Creek and made for those who never settle for less than fabulous.
✨ A must-have gift for Alexis stans and pop culture lovers ✨ Clean-burning, all-natural soy wax – no toxins, just sass ✨ Handcrafted in Oaks, PA with eye rolls and excellence ✨ Burn time: Approx. 40+ hours of dramatic flair
Because life’s too short not to quote Alexis every chance you get. Ugh, David.
Ingredients
Ingredients
At CE Craft Co., we believe what’s not in your candles is just as important as what is. That’s why every candle we make is:
Clean-burning and natural, with no additives or blends.
Safe for your home, your family, and your pets.
Thoughtfully curated and IFRA-compliant for a rich, lasting aroma.
Crafted in small batches right here in Pennsylvania to ensure quality in every jar.
We’re proud to create candles that not only smell incredible but are safe to burn every day.
How to use
To get the most out of your candle and keep your space safe, follow these simple steps:
The first time you light your candle, allow it to burn long enough for the wax to melt all the way to the edges of the jar. This helps prevent tunneling and ensures an even burn throughout the candle’s life.
Always trim your wick to about ¼ inch before each use. This helps prevent excess soot and keeps the flame at a safe, controlled height.
Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep it away from anything flammable, and place it on a stable, heat-resistant surface.
We recommend burning your candle for no more than 3–4 hours at a time to preserve fragrance quality and avoid overheating the jar.
Use a candle snuffer or gently blow out the flame. Avoid using the lid to extinguish the candle.
Enjoy your clean, long-lasting burn—and thank you for making your space smell amazing with CE Craft Co.