Because our mutual disgust for others is the foundation of this beautiful relationship.

Celebrate your favorite inside-joke kind of love—the one built on side-eyes, shared glances, and synchronized eye-rolls. Whether it’s your best friend, your soulmate, or your partner in passive aggression, this candle is the ultimate ode to your very exclusive circle of two.

Scented with a warm, cozy mix of toasted marshmallow, smoked cedarwood, and just a hint of superiority, this all-natural soy wax candle says what you’re both always thinking: everyone else sucks.

Key Features:
💘 Iconic Anti-Social Energy: “I hate everyone but us” hits harder than any love letter ever could.
🌱 All-Natural Soy Wax: Clean-burning with zero toxicity—unlike most people.
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Lovingly poured in Oaks, PA by fellow introverts.
🎁 Perfect for Besties, Couples & Co-Conspirators: Great for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Galentine’s, or just because you can’t stand anyone else.
🖤 Stylish & Sass-Filled: Minimalist design with maximum attitude.

Why You’ll Love It:
It’s the candle that celebrates exclusive friendships and inner-circle love with a dash of pettiness and a whole lot of heart.