Because deep breaths are cheaper than bail money.

Life is chaotic, people are exhausting, and sometimes your last nerve has already been used. This candle is your no-nonsense reminder to breathe, center yourself, and stop plotting your coworker’s demise.

Scented with a calming blend of lavender, eucalyptus, and “don’t make me lose it,” this all-natural soy wax candle is the perfect tool for stressful days, anxiety spirals, and any moment where you need to reclaim your chill—aggressively.

Key Features:
🧘♀️ Unapologetically Real Message: “Light this candle when you need to calm the f*ck down” says it louder than your therapist ever could.
🌱 Clean, Natural Soy Wax: For a relaxing burn that won’t pollute your aura (or your air).
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Poured with peace and profanity in Oaks, PA.
🎁 Perfect for Stress Relief: Ideal for gifting to friends, coworkers, or yourself (especially yourself).
🖤 Minimalist Design, Maximum Impact: Looks great on a nightstand, desk, or in your emergency rage room.

Why You’ll Love It:
It’s the candle that diffuses stress and sets boundaries—without needing to text anyone back. A vibe reset in a jar.