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Phthalate free fragrances, high quality 100% soy wax

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Description

Because deep breaths are cheaper than bail money.

Life is chaotic, people are exhausting, and sometimes your last nerve has already been used. This candle is your no-nonsense reminder to breathe, center yourself, and stop plotting your coworker’s demise.

Scented with a calming blend of lavender, eucalyptus, and “don’t make me lose it,” this all-natural soy wax candle is the perfect tool for stressful days, anxiety spirals, and any moment where you need to reclaim your chill—aggressively.

Key Features:
🧘♀️ Unapologetically Real Message: “Light this candle when you need to calm the f*ck down” says it louder than your therapist ever could.
🌱 Clean, Natural Soy Wax: For a relaxing burn that won’t pollute your aura (or your air).
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Poured with peace and profanity in Oaks, PA.
🎁 Perfect for Stress Relief: Ideal for gifting to friends, coworkers, or yourself (especially yourself).
🖤 Minimalist Design, Maximum Impact: Looks great on a nightstand, desk, or in your emergency rage room.

Why You’ll Love It:
It’s the candle that diffuses stress and sets boundaries—without needing to text anyone back. A vibe reset in a jar.

Ingredients

Ingredients

At CE Craft Co., we believe what’s not in your candles is just as important as what is. That’s why every candle we make is:

Clean-burning and natural, with no additives or blends.
Safe for your home, your family, and your pets.
Thoughtfully curated and IFRA-compliant for a rich, lasting aroma.
Crafted in small batches right here in Pennsylvania to ensure quality in every jar.

We’re proud to create candles that not only smell incredible but are safe to burn every day.

How to use

To get the most out of your candle and keep your space safe, follow these simple steps:

The first time you light your candle, allow it to burn long enough for the wax to melt all the way to the edges of the jar. This helps prevent tunneling and ensures an even burn throughout the candle’s life.
Always trim your wick to about ¼ inch before each use. This helps prevent excess soot and keeps the flame at a safe, controlled height.
Never leave a burning candle unattended. Keep it away from anything flammable, and place it on a stable, heat-resistant surface.
We recommend burning your candle for no more than 3–4 hours at a time to preserve fragrance quality and avoid overheating the jar.
Use a candle snuffer or gently blow out the flame. Avoid using the lid to extinguish the candle.

Enjoy your clean, long-lasting burn—and thank you for making your space smell amazing with CE Craft Co.

Light This Candle When You Need To Calm the F*ck Down Candle

All Natural

Cruelty Free

Quality Fragrances

Phthalate Free

$18.00

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