You Should Have Moved Closer to Me, But Congrats Anyway Candle
You Should Have Moved Closer to Me, But Congrats Anyway Candle

All Natural

Long-Lasting

Non-Toxic

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You Should Have Moved Closer to Me, But Congrats Anyway Candle
You Should Have Moved Closer to Me, But Congrats Anyway Candle
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Description
For when your bestie moves away and you’re totally fine about it (but also maybe a little bitter). This candle delivers the perfect mix of passive-aggressive love and low-key emotional damage — because saying “I’ll miss you” is just too basic.
Infused with all-natural soy wax and handcrafted in PA, it’s the ultimate farewell gift that says, “I care... but also, how dare you.”
Bonus points: the label says it all so you don’t have to.
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All-natural soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn
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Hand-poured in Pennsylvania
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A unique blend of humor, honesty, and just a touch of guilt
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Ideal for going-away gifts, long-distance friendships, or emotional damage enthusiasts
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